Once you’ve lathered up and thoroughly washed, make sure you get all the soap off as much as you can. It’s easy for toilet water to splash up and in your ass area, so make sure you’re thorough and good to go. If you’ve got a beautiful big butt, it’s especially important that you clean all up inside and around those busty cheeks of yours. No matter what, taking the time for a thorough shower and scrubbing your back down to your knees is doing the right thing for your man. Eventually, I’ll get my dick inside, but if he’s just been sitting on a toilet and didn’t shower then I’m literally sucking on a bog seat. I love to kiss a man’s thighs and ass cheeks before I eat him out. It’s now time to lather yourself up with soap and water and thoroughly clean your booty all over.
It’s not enough just to get out all the excrement with the douche and hope for the best. Lastly, once you’ve finished douching, make sure you have a shower. It also gives you much less chance of a brown-explosion all over your partner’s bedsheets. But being extra careful gives you a much better chance of a great sexual experience. Shit happens all the time, and sometimes it’s just unavoidable. It never hurts to wash yourself one more time for good luck. Give yourself an extra safety douche to be sure. You also don’t want it coming out during sex and all over his dick and balls.Īnother mistake is checking that the water is clean, then if it is, ending the anal douching event too quickly. You don’t want a situation where you’re walking to his house in the dead of night, and suddenly water starts pouring out and down your leg.
I like to read a magazine or watch a TV show on my wall-mounted iPad while I douche so I’m not rushing it. Make sure you relax and let all the water drain out. The first mistake guys make is not sitting on the toilet long enough. If it’s not clean, fill up the douche and repeat. Then stand up to check if the water is clean. You’ll then sit on the toilet and wait until it all comes out. Anal Douching MistakesĪnal Douching is simple you’re going to fill up the douche and squirt it high up inside yourself. In that way, if he starts pounding away, you’re not left grinding your teeth and begging to Jesus. If your man is 8 inches or more, it’s better for you to stretch that hole out yourself. So, an additional piece of optional equipment is a dildo. I, however, am far too scared of pain and also lube up a dildo as part of the process. They like to let their sex partner tear open their sexy tight hole with their monster dicks. Applying lube to the douche itself is going to make pushing that thin spout up inside yourself much easier and more comfortable. You’re just going to need room temperature clean water loaded in the douche. If it comes with a sachet of vagina PH powder or whatever those ladies need, throw it out. Most douches are for vaginas, but these will work fine. The general idea is that you’re going to squirt water inside yourself until the water coming out runs clear. However, you should buy a real-life anal douche.Īn anal douche has a compartment that holds the water and a long spout that you’ll insert up into your anus. You can use a squeeze bottle that reliably squirts water. The first thing you’ll need is the anal douche itself. Or if you are just cleaning up in preparation for a lip-bitingly amazing rim job or your latest sex toy this guide may help.
You probably already live by a code and a system that rivals that of aerospace engineers.īut for those of us that don’t bottom often. This doesn’t just “happen,” gentlemen.įor those readers who live the power-bottom life, you’re probably an expert in the fine arts of anal douchery. But by night, it can bring in 6 to 12 inches of burning hot pleasure in the opposite direction. You need to prepare to turn that one-way backstreet into a two-lane highway.īy day your asshole is a street that ferries waste to the dump. Regardless of how great it is anal sex is not for those who refuse to put in the preparation.